Changing locks.

The aliens invaded us for a while. This is Mousey’s take on changing locks. Yeah, Mousey lifted the ASBO.

They kill Bookshops don’t they?

Fourteen agency staff  have lost their jobs as more bookshops are closed. Let’s hope that the Third Space Bookshops and the two independents at Truro and Hereford will be resurrected. Where the hell did the Third Space come from anyway? Which funny brain thought it up?

Hopefully, when the dust settles there will still be a bookshop serving the needs of Christians in Truro.

WE WILL REMEMBER.

An explanation about the Python.

Just trying to work out how that python ended up on this blog. Phil Brewer was supposed to attend a meeting with the Dean and Chapter at Durham Cathedral. Of course he didn’t make the meeting. His excuse at the time was that he was going to Brazil and needed to send his passport off for a visa. Valiant for Truth remarked, “Hope an annaconda gets him.” As for the hippo…well that’s Lingamish for you. The cartoonist? He just got plain angry and focussed on the python’s eyes and then went off to read Third Way. Yes, those guys who hang around with the Church Times. He promises to kill off the Brewers but don’t hold your breath. In the meantime, poor python is stuck between a hippo and swine flu.

Rescuing Britain’s Christian Heritage.

This is how to do it Brewer style.

You buy a church to save it from those who wish to turn it into holiday apartments.

Then you “rescue” a church, have a beautiful religious ceremony and do this:

So what will Third Space Bookshops look like?

St Stephen the Great wants to Resign?

Given Dave Walker’s blog on the Church Times website, St Stephen the Great feels that the Brewers should choose another saint for any new charitable trust should they wish to come back to the Charities Commission with a different Amway game plan. Since Phil Brewer has dubbed himself “eagle” and “cam”, St Stephen the Great would like to ensure that there will be no strange events in any new “charity” that the Brewers might want to start in their steadfast efforts to rescue Britain’s Christian Heritage. A Saint really good at purging and standing for no nonsense is needed here. St Stephen the Great would like to nominate…

Brewer kicked out of Durham!

Interesting to see what happens in the next twelve months.

Message to the Brewer Brothers

Please get  off our patch.

It’s a fiction.

For anybody wondering about the best Christian Bookshop in the UK… It’s a fiction.