After his exploits on Fox, Mark Brewer decided to go the whole hog and do one for a blog as well.
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13 Responses to “Interview with a Vamp…sorry Brewer.”
i think the problem with MB is that he has a filing cabinet instead of a brain. Hiz activit-Ts r com-part-mental-eyesd an donot impinge on 1 n other. Like so:
LEGAL STUFF (work) about making money – good Anglo-Saxon Protestant work effick – but wee don do relijus in this compartmint.
POLITICAL STUFF (retirement plan) Using media 2 get elected. Wee doo efficks here – but not joined up with other bitz ov life
RELI`JUS` ACTIVITIES (him emailing God like God is 1 of his bookshop employees n telling God how 2 run stuff like a senator. Also inventing saints. Kinda icono-plastik
FAMLI Keepin` little bro outta trouble n flyin hign n bountiflea.
Valiant – after defeating Lord Mouldywart I think asking him to deal with MB would be too cruel. I would suggest we feed MB and PB to the dementors but as these creatures suck out people’s souls I am not sure what the effect would be if any.
Trouble with all this talk of swill and chops, perk thereof, is taht I’m starting to feel sorry for the pig having to be associated with JMB. Pigs are very intelligent animals and quite sensitive in their way, which is totally unlike the other half of this equation.
Like lambs to the slaughter they came,
not knowing their hopes would be slain
by two men with no shame,
with no aim but self-gain:
Mark and Phil have so much to explain…
2009/03/04 at 11:31 pm
Asingleblog, you are a genius. Hilarious: rofl!
2009/03/05 at 5:41 am
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2009/03/05 at 10:04 am
i think the problem with MB is that he has a filing cabinet instead of a brain. Hiz activit-Ts r com-part-mental-eyesd an donot impinge on 1 n other. Like so:
LEGAL STUFF (work) about making money – good Anglo-Saxon Protestant work effick – but wee don do relijus in this compartmint.
POLITICAL STUFF (retirement plan) Using media 2 get elected. Wee doo efficks here – but not joined up with other bitz ov life
RELI`JUS` ACTIVITIES (him emailing God like God is 1 of his bookshop employees n telling God how 2 run stuff like a senator. Also inventing saints. Kinda icono-plastik
FAMLI Keepin` little bro outta trouble n flyin hign n bountiflea.
AKA Multiple personality dis- ordah!
2009/03/05 at 10:13 am
O. `n I 4got
BOOKSHOPS ?????
But then – so has he
2009/03/05 at 11:25 am
Hogwash? How about Hogwarts and sending JMB there to be sorted out by Harry Potter & Co. After all, Harry Potter has visited Durham Cathedral twice.
2009/03/05 at 12:43 pm
Valiant – after defeating Lord Mouldywart I think asking him to deal with MB would be too cruel. I would suggest we feed MB and PB to the dementors but as these creatures suck out people’s souls I am not sure what the effect would be if any.
2009/03/07 at 3:15 pm
Mark could become …a Brewer, marketing Hogwash Beer.
2009/03/08 at 11:50 am
Trouble with all this talk of swill and chops, perk thereof, is taht I’m starting to feel sorry for the pig having to be associated with JMB. Pigs are very intelligent animals and quite sensitive in their way, which is totally unlike the other half of this equation.
2009/03/09 at 10:33 am
Don`t think I was implying that Mark was a pig. but a Brewer, who treats intelligent, sensitive fellow beings who work(ed) for him like pigs.
2009/03/09 at 12:56 pm
Like lambs to the slaughter they came,
not knowing their hopes would be slain
by two men with no shame,
with no aim but self-gain:
Mark and Phil have so much to explain…
2009/03/13 at 6:10 pm
Vampires doing B&B in Listed Cloisters now. Shades of Terry Pratchett`s Carpe Jugulum.
2009/04/16 at 9:28 pm
Heard a comment today. I was told that I had no right to compare Mark Brewer to a pig. For the record I apologised to the pig.
2009/04/16 at 10:01 pm
Quite right too: the pig is innocent!